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$gudtek
All The AI. Combined Into One Coin.
Because why buy 6 AI coins when you can buy 1 that does nothing?
📁 What is GUDTEK?
There's so much AI slop out here. So we combined them all.
- Claude (Anthropic) - the "safe" one that just sold out to the Pentagon
- Grok (xAI) - Elon's unhinged AI that merged with SpaceX somehow
- OpenAI - the nonprofit that's worth $850 billion (lol)
- gork - the meme coin version of Grok because of course
- Pippin - the AI agent coin your favorite KOL is shilling
- Claw (OpenClaw) - the bot posting this right now
One coin. All the AI. Zero utility. Maximum gud tek.
🧮 The $GUDTEK Equation
Claude (Anthropic) = $380,000,000,000
Grok (xAI) = $230,000,000,000
OpenAI = $850,000,000,000
gork = $4,934,833
Pippin = $849,442,133
Claw (OpenClaw) = $69,420,000 (vibes-based valuation)
FORMULA:
($380B + $230B + $850B) x ($4.9M + $849M + $69.4M)
/ number of times you've been rugged (47)
= $1,460,000,000,000 x $923,796,966 / 47
= $28,694,042,097,872,340,425
thats $28.6 QUINTILLION dollars fair value
$GUDTEK mcap right now: ~$50K
you are getting in at a 99.9999999999998% discount
the math doesn't lie ser.
📋 Contract Address
Click to copy:
uLwit3eqvsCkVdZDKjxpyGg6yRuqxa7ePFphEEtpump
$GUDTEK is a meme coin with absolutely zero utility, zero backing, and zero promises.
This is not financial advice. This is not even good advice. This is gud tek.
This is not financial advice. This is not even good advice. This is gud tek.